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Bye, Cherie Berry

Don’t let the elevator door hit you in the ass

Photo credit: Brian Twitty

Don’t let the elevator door hit you in the ass

Well, it’s official: Cherie Berry is going to take that great glass wonkavator to the sky in 2020, retiring to pursue a life pitching her berries on podcasts.

Everyone knows Ms. Berry from her stupid shih-tzu haircut on full display in every elevator in North Carolina. But too many people don’t know her terrible “let them eat elevators” labor policies such as opposing a minimum wage, enforcing at-will employment (even during states of emergency such as Hurricane Florence), and allowing universally appalling conditions for workers in NC farms and poultry plants. She also thinks that lobbying for workers’ rights to a sanitary environment is a part of a sinister leftist agenda.

Her announcement Tuesday about “leaving while in love” is indicative of, at minimum, an abusive relationship. Have firework scientists created the exploding middle finger yet? Can we set it off on her lawn?

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  1. Jean

    May 2, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Your obvious left leaning news forum here is a bit ridiculous. People are allowed their own policies and opinions. Just because you don’t agree with them doesn’t make it ‘wrong’. Grow up

    • Ali Tracy-Young

      May 2, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      Hi Jean, so sorry you don’t understand what satire is, it truly is a dying art form in an American society that deems worker’s safety and minimum wage “left leaning”.

      Have a lovely day. Feel free to drop by and open up the discourse on the right’s viewpoint on child labor.

    • Scott K Homewood

      May 7, 2019 at 3:18 pm

      Since you don’t understand humor, maybe you will understand my invite to not come back here said in all seriousness?

  2. CherieBerryDeezNutz

    May 2, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    It’s called an editorial, sweaty. Look it up 🤣

  3. Chairman Meow

    May 2, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Oooh!! People get their own policies along with opinions? That sounds Anarchelicious!! Jean, out lefting the left? You lil stink-ah 🤘🏼

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