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Bye, Cherie Berry

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Bye, Cherie Berry

Don’t let the elevator door hit you in the ass

Photo credit: Brian Twitty

Don’t let the elevator door hit you in the ass

Well, it’s official: Cherie Berry is going to take that great glass wonkavator to the sky in 2020, retiring to pursue a life pitching her berries on podcasts.

Everyone knows Ms. Berry from her stupid shih-tzu haircut on full display in every elevator in North Carolina. But too many people don’t know her terrible “let them eat elevators” labor policies such as opposing a minimum wage, enforcing at-will employment (even during states of emergency such as Hurricane Florence), and allowing universally appalling conditions for workers in NC farms and poultry plants. She also thinks that lobbying for workers’ rights to a sanitary environment is a part of a sinister leftist agenda.

Her announcement Tuesday about “leaving while in love” is indicative of, at minimum, an abusive relationship. Have firework scientists created the exploding middle finger yet? Can we set it off on her lawn?

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